darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

I wanted them playing for me xD Ma si,si sa come vanno ste cose! Bon, vado a dormire xD Good blogging!! :D

HEHEHEHE I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ;D;D
BUONA NOTTE HIMEEEEEEEEEE

jacnoc:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

Io direi di si, sembra molto mossa politica. Just saying! I wanted ireland, for the hot guys xD ( no i’m joking, really)

PSH I got the hots for them irish boys ;D;D;D
Ma si è tutto programmato comunque, money is always the answer, chissà che ha pagato la danimarca!
Ma vabbè dai si sa che l’eurovision è bullshit…

theartofanimation:

Riysse

thatfuckingcrowv2:

what tekken game is this

burghers:

wartortles:

what the fuck is eurovision

starvingfartist:

green-freek-01:

starvingfartist:

“im an american and IM WATCHING EUROVISION”

we’ve done it.

we have found the one.

the rebel.

the person who dare do the thing no other american had the nerve to do.

all other americans who attempt to watch eurovision have witnessed their comptuers explode right before their eyes.

this is clearly the chosen one.

this is it. 

well im american and im watching it…… but okay 

kastiakbc:

gottalovehedgehogs:

youngmunchkin:

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IT’S SO CHUBBY

eeeeeep :>

fishpun:

ROMANIA VOTED FOR UK AND NORWAY

#MAGIC TRIO RIDE 2GETHER DIE 2GETHER