i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
Source: yurihooves
Via: caitosaur
If you stare at me while I’m eating there’s a 100% chance I’m gonna show you what’s in my mouth
- the meaning behind my url: I am the king of tomatoes, I am their saviour, I am Tomato-man.
- weakness: Handsome people, not gonna lie.
- why i love my best friend: What a question, because they are great man, I don’t think there’s a reason NOT to love them.
- last time i cried and why: I cant remember bro, sorry.
- piercings i have: I had 5 in my ears and one in the nose now they are all gone…
- favourite band/s: Man, they change everyday, don’t have one really.
- biggest turn off: Stupidity.
- tattoos i want: Aw man that’s kinda hard I have a few ideas but I’m gonna keep them for myself for now.
- biggest turn on: It’s a secret. ;P
- age: Diciotto.
- ideas of a perfect date: Classical romantic stuff I suppose, I like fluff, so you know a walk by the sea and other chlichés.
- life goal(s): To have life goals.
- piercings i want: None at the moment.
- relationship status: REALLY ALONE.
- favourite movie: I don’t know man stop asking this stuff.
- phobia: Fucking moths are fucking everywhere man, EVERYWHERE.
- middle name: Lets not talk about my middle name, I despise it.
Source: idrising
Via: michichick
Source: korras-vagina
Via: caitosaur
*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6 6 6*
*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69 69 69*
Source: madeofbutts
Via: michichick
thank u for your request my sweet tomato
I’m gonna scream May I LOVE U SO MUCH IT’S PERFECT I CAN’T EVEN
OMG ITS SO AAAAAAAH LOOK
ITS ME AND MAY
LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE
OMG THOSE CLOTHES
I LOVE U SO MUUUUCH
Via: spiswatchingyou
